MEMO TO GUYS: Any poor schlub can take a woman to a swanky restaurant and slap down his credit card. If you really want to impress a woman, you should cook for her.

I haven't read the WaPo article that begins with the above sentence. Mostly, because simply posting that line is enough to get a rise out of Mi Chavo.

Note to Mi Chavo: I'm not saying swanky restaurants are wrong. I'm just reminding you that you promised to make me a homemade meal. And yes, I know you're sick. It's just a friendly reminder for when you're well. In the meantime, feel free to continue expanding the business of 95 year old chefs.